Miss, final destination ka ba? Hindi kasi kita maiwasan eh

— RONALD (via dananagrace)

• Sean: Miss, algebra ka ba?
• Me: Alam ko na 'yan.
• Sean: Sagutin mo lang!
• Me: Oh, bakit?
• Sean: Pwede mo bang palitan ang X ko?
• Me: Waley ka. Luma na 'yan.
• Sean: Eto. Cha, nasasaktan ka ba?
• Me: Bakit?
• Sean: Saksakan ka kasi ng ganda.
• Me: Waley pa rin.
• Sean: Alam mo, sa tuwing nakikita kita, naaalala ko si Michael Jackson.
• Me: Bakit?
• Sean: Kasi masasabi ko na na this is it. :">

• Vice: What is your favorite planet and why?
• Venus: Venus.
• Vice: Why?
• Venus: Because it's my name.
• Vice: What about your name?
• Venus: It's Venus. It's a planet. Venus is the goddess of beauty.
• Vice: Venus is the goddess of beauty?
• Venus: How about you, what's your favorite planet?
• Vice: Mercury.
• Venus: Why?
• Vice: Dahil sa Mercury nakasisigurong gamot ay laging bago.